It’s officially gone too far now.
"She was filled with regret before she died. She felt like she’d failed us as a mother tremendously."
"Did she say something to you about it?"
"She never said anything, so I don’t have any tangible proof that she had regrets. But she had a very bad substance abuse problem. And I know she always wanted to be a good mother. So I separate my mom from her disease. I always imagine that my mom and an alcoholic were living in the same body. And I know that my mom loved us. And that she hated the alcoholic."
Oy, too close to home
The Imitation Game - Official Trailer
Because your Monday needs a little bit of Cumberbatch as Alan Turing.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HE BETTER BE FUCKING GAY IN THIS MOVIE. HE SAVED BRITAIN BY FIGURING OUT THIS FUCKING CODE AND INVENTED THE FIRST COMPUTER, AND STILL ENGLAND CHEMICALLY CASTRATED HIM FOR BEING GAY WHICH LEAD TO HIS SUICIDE.
It sure looks like they’re gearing it up for him and Keira Knightly to be romantic leads. GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.
God bless ‘what’s his name’.
Eat up, fatty.
YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PIZZA TO LIKE – YOU DON’T TELL MY ANYTHING ANYMORE, JACK!
(30 Rock 4x02)
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Oh, I like him, in spite of the HP movies…
This is eeeeextra insulting, on top of the usual insult of “for him”/”for her” categorizing of birthday cards - this one is also implying that a woman couldn’t be included in on the joke because women aren’t presidential?
So, I changed it.