humansofnewyork:

"She was filled with regret before she died. She felt like she’d failed us as a mother tremendously.""Did she say something to you about it?""She never said anything, so I don’t have any tangible proof that she had regrets. But she had a very bad substance abuse problem. And I know she always wanted to be a good mother. So I separate my mom from her disease. I always imagine that my mom and an alcoholic were living in the same body. And I know that my mom loved us. And that she hated the alcoholic."

Oy, too close to home

humansofnewyork:

"She was filled with regret before she died. She felt like she’d failed us as a mother tremendously."
"Did she say something to you about it?"
"She never said anything, so I don’t have any tangible proof that she had regrets. But she had a very bad substance abuse problem. And I know she always wanted to be a good mother. So I separate my mom from her disease. I always imagine that my mom and an alcoholic were living in the same body. And I know that my mom loved us. And that she hated the alcoholic."

Oy, too close to home

Bird Internet….

laughterkey:

The Imitation Game - Official Trailer

Because your Monday needs a little bit of Cumberbatch as Alan Turing.

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HE BETTER BE FUCKING GAY IN THIS MOVIE. HE SAVED BRITAIN BY FIGURING OUT THIS FUCKING CODE AND INVENTED THE FIRST COMPUTER, AND STILL ENGLAND CHEMICALLY CASTRATED HIM FOR BEING GAY WHICH LEAD TO HIS SUICIDE.

It sure looks like they’re gearing it up for him and Keira Knightly to be romantic leads. GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

God bless ‘what’s his name’.

image

thisisfusion:

How blistering hot will your city will get by the end of the century? 


fuck.
stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

OMG, it’s like Hell’s Grannies!!

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

OMG, it’s like Hell’s Grannies!!

noobtheloser:

Eat up, fatty.

YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PIZZA TO LIKE – YOU DON’T TELL MY ANYTHING ANYMORE, JACK!    

(30 Rock 4x02)

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

Oh, I like him, in spite of the HP movies…

This is eeeeextra insulting, on top of the usual insult of “for him”/”for her” categorizing of birthday cards - this one is also implying that a woman couldn’t be included in on the joke because women aren’t presidential?

So, I changed it.

How appropriate.

How appropriate.

lol

Does anyone use the Star Chart app for anything other than finding Harry Potter characters?

spytap:

music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

I choose to believe these are accurate - mainly because in my experience there are only 100 originating words in German and all other words are just mashups of those 100 in varying order.

These are NOT German to English translation! They’re from a Reddit post’s comments where a guy has a Russian wife who called a tape measurer a “roll of inches”. Goddamnit, Tumblr, this is a new low of not checking legitimacy.

I remember being pissed off after seeing this on Reddit, then seeing it posted to Tumblr as photos LAST time it hit my dash, because it wasn’t source linked. AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T LINK TO THE CONTEXT.