December 2011
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My wife! God!
You are drunk if you can’t remember you’ve got a wife!
Yeah.
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From now on you'll just be the Wonders.
laughterkey:
As in I wonder what happened to the Oneders?
Exactly.
AAAGHHH!! I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE THIS!
Villapiano: Do you know what this is?
Lenny: Prrrr…esidential Flashcards?
Villapiano: A bonus. And do you know why?
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GoDaddy lost 21,000 domains yesterday →
2 of them were miiiiine, GoDaddy - GoSuck it. Why would a domain company support this anyway? SO stupid.
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Hey HEY hey...
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Prrrr...esidential Flashcards?
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No Time To Lose Clinic
“No, ‘No time to lose - like Toulouse in France, ‘No time toulouse’”
The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-impressionists.
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Aqueous Fluoreau
Ink in water.
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Ding-Dong Kim Jong Il is dead...
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You can learn something →
Weighty man: Can I see that book in the window called Male Oral Love? Walter: Sure. (Gets out book.) Weighty man: I’m not a homosexual. Emily: No? Weighty man: It just looks fascinating. Walter: Yes. Weighty man: You can learn something from anything, can’t you? Emily: You can.
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Machines →
Wild grey-haired man: It says here Mechanics and Machines, but a machine could be anything. Emily: Yes? Wild grey-haired man: A screwdriver is a machine. Emily: I suppose so. Wild grey-haired man: It’s about exerting a force. Like words. People use them but they don’t know what they mean. Emily: That’s one way of looking at it. Wild grey-haired man: They’re easy once you know how, machines.
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While You Were Sleeping
I’ve seen this move SO many times and this part slays me everytime. And I don’t even like this sort of thing usually. It doesn’t even have anything to do with the rest of the movie, lol.
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Rare Parrot Shag
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